"Please Roast Our Staff!"

Always says "please" and "thank you" to the Chad! Inspired by @firstchrch we asked @chatgpt to roast our staff. Gold ✨

Sleeveless but never speechless. If spreadsheets has biceps, they'd look like hers. Tattooed, toned, and terrifyingly efficient 💪🏻

Boss energy with a side of "don't test me before coffee." Phone in hand, either solving ten problems at once or sending a voice memo about the next ten 🤳🏻

The only person who could run a payroll, a meeting, and your life - simultaneously. Corporate Barbie with a calendar tighter than her blazer 💁🏼‍♀️

That smile says, "I sent that reminder email again - your reply is now just a personal choice." Has receipts. All of them. 🧾

Runs on to-do lists, voice notes, and "just quickly" requests. Not based in the office, but somehow still knows everything before we do.📨